It's All G(r)eek To Me

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via my-little-scarhead)

Book Quotes: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
I don’t wan’t to talk about how I feel, all right?" "Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human." "THEN—I—DON’T—WANT—TO—BE—HUMAN!" Harry roared, and he seized one of the delicate silver instruments from the spindle-legged table beside him and flung it across the room. It shattered into a hundred tiny pieces against the wall. "I DON’T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace.

(Source: excepttheeyes, via my-little-scarhead)